On My Level.

Jul 28

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

(via jodys-rhapsody)

phiife:

athugsdream:

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

^^^^^^^

LMAO

(via jodys-rhapsody)

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(Source: subtypical, via jodys-rhapsody)

b0nafidelovin:

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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No FORREEAL chill

(Source: seinfeld-daily, via doromac)

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strivingking:

zumainthyfuture:

becuzbacon:

Cannot unsee

Lmao

Get him in an action movie NOW! lol

strivingking:

zumainthyfuture:

becuzbacon:

Cannot unsee

Lmao

Get him in an action movie NOW! lol

(Source: bythepowercosmic, via adriftinthecosmos)

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Jul 27

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

yung-abeyonce:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

joobear:

fuckwhitepeoplethough:

thisiswhiteprivilege:

History textbooks should all be titled “White Fanfiction.”

lmfaoooo

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lol

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(via akaniiism)

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sincerelyjass:

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

HA! lmao

sincerelyjass:

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

HA! lmao

(via akaniiism)

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

(Source: chatotai, via lorenzbrocelona)

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Things I will never understand:

makingupachangingmind:

copdoccubus:

People who called aborted fetuses “murder victims”, and then call children killed in drone strikes “collateral damage”.

(via jodys-rhapsody)