adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story
kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too
"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"
have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
(Source: subtypical, via jodys-rhapsody)
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
No FORREEAL chill
(Source: seinfeld-daily, via doromac)
Get him in an action movie NOW! lol
(Source: bythepowercosmic, via adriftinthecosmos)
History textbooks should all be titled “White Fanfiction.”
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them
they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education
teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit
oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend
i wonder why
jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole
(Source: chatotai, via lorenzbrocelona)
People who called aborted fetuses “murder victims”, and then call children killed in drone strikes “collateral damage”.