did y’all know I’m 1/542 white
im .053% normadic german and .0000000000001% irish
Amazing Spider-Man #346 (April 1991)
Art byErik Larsen (pencils), Randy Emberlin (inks) & Bob Sharen (colors)
Words by David Michelinie
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adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story
kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too
"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"
have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
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"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
No FORREEAL chill
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Get him in an action movie NOW! lol
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History textbooks should all be titled “White Fanfiction.”